We're Not Getting A Dog (a show mostly not about dogs) by Sam Freeman 
 
This is a story about passive aggressive letter writing, early morning jet washing and making a house a home. It’s about those who live, laugh and love meters from us, but who really, we barely know at all. 
 
A couple run through the rain to catch a bus. 
A man stares at a blank laptop screen in desperation. 
A woman opens an envelope to find a photo inside. 
A new house on a new street with new neighbours. 
 
A roughly seventy-two minute show, read from a little black book, by a scruffy, bearded, glasses-wearing man in a red check shirt and black jeans who does not own a pressure washer. A new storytelling show* by Sam Freeman (Every Little Hope You Ever Dreamed, Every Time I Close My Eyes). 
 
*This show has minimal references to dogs. 
 
Age Guidance: 14+ 
Contains some strong language and reference to experiencing loss.